{"id":15,"date":"2014-03-26T06:13:15","date_gmt":"2014-03-26T06:13:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/demo.mythemeshop.com\/magxp\/?p=15"},"modified":"2014-03-26T06:13:15","modified_gmt":"2014-03-26T06:13:15","slug":"crimes-hot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blitzconquista.com.br\/?p=15","title":{"rendered":"Keep on Coming Through the Door"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, this has gotta stop. I&#8217;m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Hey! I&#8217;m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Ah, computer dating. It&#8217;s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase &#8220;upside your head.&#8221; I love this planet! I&#8217;ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring.<\/p>\n<h2>The Cyber House Rules<\/h2>\n<p>Ummm\u2026to eBay? Hey, guess what you&#8217;re accessories to. Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I feel like I was mauled by Jesus.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m Santa Claus!<\/li>\n<li>Leela, Bender, we&#8217;re going grave robbing.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Xmas Story<\/h3>\n<p>With gusto. Ah, the &#8216;Breakfast Club&#8217; soundtrack! I can&#8217;t wait til I&#8217;m old enough to feel ways about stuff! Fetal stemcells, aren&#8217;t those controversial? Bender, this is Fry&#8217;s decision\u2026 and he made it wrong. So it&#8217;s time for us to interfere in his life. And remember, don&#8217;t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don&#8217;t not do it!<\/p>\n<h4>Attack of the Killer App<\/h4>\n<p>But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?!<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Fry, you can&#8217;t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.<\/li>\n<li>Meh.<\/li>\n<li>If rubbin&#8217; frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don&#8217;t wanna be right.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<h5>In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela<\/h5>\n<p>Ah, computer dating. It&#8217;s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase &#8220;upside your head.&#8221; Ooh, name it after me! Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!<\/p>\n<h6>Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences<\/h6>\n<p>Bender, being God isn&#8217;t easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket. Hey, tell me something. You&#8217;ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you&#8217;re doing your laundry? Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money! I never loved you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, this has gotta stop. I&#8217;m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Hey! I&#8217;m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Ah, computer dating. It&#8217;s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase &#8220;upside your head.&#8221; I love this planet! I&#8217;ve got wealth, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":163,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[314],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blitzconquista.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blitzconquista.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blitzconquista.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blitzconquista.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blitzconquista.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blitzconquista.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blitzconquista.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/163"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blitzconquista.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blitzconquista.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blitzconquista.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}