{"id":8,"date":"2014-03-26T06:07:59","date_gmt":"2014-03-26T06:07:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/demo.mythemeshop.com\/magxp\/?p=8"},"modified":"2014-03-26T06:07:59","modified_gmt":"2014-03-26T06:07:59","slug":"know-witch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blitzconquista.com.br\/?p=8","title":{"rendered":"(UPDATED) No Joke: Israel to Dig Up Obama&#8217;s Gift Tree"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Burn her anyway! Well, we did do the nose. And this isn&#8217;t my nose. This is a false one.<\/p>\n<h2>Am I right?<\/h2>\n<p>I am your king. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she&#8217;s got a wart. \u2026Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? How do you know she is a witch?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Be quiet!<\/li>\n<li>Bring her forward!<\/li>\n<li>Oh, ow!<\/li>\n<li>Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I&#8217;m being repressed!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>We want a shrubbery!!<\/h3>\n<p>But you are dressed as one\u2026 And this isn&#8217;t my nose. This is a false one. It&#8217;s only a model. Now, look here, my good man. I dunno. Must be a king. A newt?<\/p>\n<h4>First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin<\/h4>\n<p>Why? Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! How do you know she is a witch? He hasn&#8217;t got shit all over him. Shut up! Will you shut up?! Well, how&#8217;d you become king, then?<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>I dunno. Must be a king.<\/li>\n<li>Bring her forward!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<h5>Help, help, I&#8217;m being repressed!<\/h5>\n<p>Shut up! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Bring her forward! You can&#8217;t expect to wield supreme power just &#8216;cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!<\/p>\n<h6>What\u2026 is your quest?<\/h6>\n<p>I don&#8217;t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! What do you mean? Burn her! Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut&#8217;s tropical! What a strange person. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she&#8217;s got a wart.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Burn her anyway! Well, we did do the nose. And this isn&#8217;t my nose. This is a false one. Am I right? I am your king. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she&#8217;s got a wart. \u2026Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? How do you know she is a witch? Be quiet! Bring [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":46606,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[310,314],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blitzconquista.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blitzconquista.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blitzconquista.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blitzconquista.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blitzconquista.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blitzconquista.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blitzconquista.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/46606"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blitzconquista.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blitzconquista.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blitzconquista.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}