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Join The Walking Tree in Releasing Their First Full Record

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. That’s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them.
Natural Born Kissers
A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. Remember the...

A Vintage Slick Clean Running Waltham Altair 17 Jewel

Well, how’d you become king, then? Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone! I dunno. Must be a king. The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!
What… is your quest?
Burn her anyway! Now, look here, my good man. What do you mean?

Camelot!
Burn her!
We want a shrubbery!!
Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed!

I’m not dead!
Why? Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut’s tropical! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! We want a...

Keep on Coming Through the Door

OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring.
The Cyber House Rules
Ummm…to eBay? Hey, guess what you’re accessories to. Ah, yes! John Quincy...

How to Find a Sexy Girl: 7 Steps (with Pictures)

Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. He taught me a code. To survive. You’re a killer. I catch killers. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter.
Road Kill
God created pudding, and then he rested. You all right, Dexter? I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex! I’m going to tell you something that I’ve never told anyone before.

This man...

How to get a better seat the next time you fly

Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!
Army of Ghosts
You’ve swallowed a planet! I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve...

We Make History: The 2069 Victorian Christmas Ball

Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Really? Did nothing cancel? Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor.
Mr. F
He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. Marry me.

I’ve...

Sea Stones Coast Single Hook with Backplate

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Lose 13 pounds in 7 days with “Chocolate Cake Diet

But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight? Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me.
The Rebel Force
I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I’m getting too old for this...

Typist: An Excellent, Free App to Learn Touch Typing on Mac

I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV! Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Kids, you tried your best and you failed...

(UPDATED) No Joke: Israel to Dig Up Obama’s Gift Tree

Burn her anyway! Well, we did do the nose. And this isn’t my nose. This is a false one.
Am I right?
I am your king. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart. …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? How do you know she is a witch?

Be quiet!
Bring her forward!
Oh, ow!
Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed!

We want a shrubbery!!
But you are dressed as one… And this isn’t my nose. This is a false one...

Good Feng Shui Bedroom Colors and Tips

Fry! Stay back! He’s too powerful! I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love you, buddy!
The Deep South
Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. Say it in Russian! You lived before you met me?! Ooh, name it after me! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. Why would a robot need to drink?

Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There’s only one reasonable course of action now: kill...

Outstrip off to Newmarket but Charlie Appleby won’t risk

Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. I’m partial to air conditioning. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. Makes me a … scientist.
Finding Freebo
I’m not the monster he wants me to be...

What does it mean when I have a dream about the girl I use to date

You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. You hit me with a cricket bat. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!
The Unicorn and the Wasp
I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to...

General advice about caring for your new puppy or dog

There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Army had half a day. That’s why you always leave a note!
Exit Strategy
There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time!

Marry me.
Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right.
I care deeply for...

Prefeitura da ‘bolo’ em audiência conciliatória e Simmp parte para o ataque

Pela segunda vez a Prefeitura não compareceu em audiência conciliatória marcada para manhã desta segunda-feira (26). A intenção era discutir e chegar a um acordo para que supostas violações de direitos trabalhistas não fossem violadas. Entre os assuntos, estão o direito de greve. A reunião foi mediada pela OAB e contou com a presença do Simmp e do MPT – Ministério Público do Trabalho.
A segunda audiência foi marcada após a Prefeitura não enviar representante naquela realizada...

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