Carros rebaixados em até 10 centímetros em relação ao solo foram liberados para circulação pelo Departamento Nacional de Trânsito (Denatran). A alteração foi divulgada no Diário Oficial da União (DOU). A medida limite considera a parte mais baixa do automóvel. Segundo a determinação, o conjunto de rodas e pneus não poderá tocar em parte alguma do carro durante a manobra. Até então, veículos com suspensão só poderiam trafegar se viesse com a característica de fábrica. A...
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Até esta terça-feira(1º), estão abertas as inscrições para o projeto Universidade Para Todos. O programa consiste em aulas de pré-vestibular gratuitas a jovens que estão se preparando para os processos seletivos de ingresso no ensino superior. Estão sendo disponibiliazadas 21.785 vagas.
As inscrições são feitas exclusivamente pela internet, no site do UPT. link: . Pode participar da seleção o aluno egresso ou o estudante regularmente matriculado no 3º ano do ensino médio...
Entra em vigor nesta terça-feira, 1º de abril, a adesão de Vitória da Conquista à Rede Nacional para Simplificação do Registro e da Legalização de Empresas e Negócios (Redesim). O convênio de cooperação técnica n° 019/2014 para a implantação da nova rede foi assinado no dia 10 de março pela Prefeitura Municipal e pela Junta Comercial do Estado da Bahia (Juceb).A Redesim é um sistema integrado que permite a abertura, fechamento, alteração e legalização de empresas em todas...
Giselia Matos Paes Cardoso, 46 anos, morreu por volta das 8h desta segunda-feira, 31, após cair do viaduto do Guarani.
De acordo com a polícia, uma pessoa ainda tentou segurar a vítima, mas sem êxito.
O Samu 192 foi acionado, porém Giselia já estava sem vida.
O Departamento de Polícia Técnica realizou perícia no local, a qual determinará se a queda foi acidental ou um suicídio.
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What?! The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. I’m trying not to, kid.
Jedi Academy
Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. What!? As you wish. Look, I can take you as...
A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. Kids, kids. I’m not going to die. That only happens to bad people. Kids, kids. I’m not going to die. That only happens to bad people. Slow down, Bart! My legs don’t know how to be as long as yours.
The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show
D’oh. What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway. When...
It’s only a model. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart. He hasn’t got shit all over him. Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone! The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
What… is your quest?
The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! Look, my liege! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But...
Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn’t I break his legs? Tell them I hate them. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock.
The Honking
Hey, guess what you’re accessories to. I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. Actually, that’s still true. Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. Meh...
Keep your mind limber. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. This man is a knight in shining armor. Keep your mind limber. You all right, Dexter?
Born Free
Watching ice melt. This is fun. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I’m real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. He taught me a code. To survive.
I love Halloween. The one time of year when...
Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. Saving the world with meals on wheels. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant...
What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Michael! Marry me. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.
Afternoon delight
Steve Holt! Across from where? Really? Did nothing...
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I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. Don’t underestimate the Force. You don’t believe in the Force, do you?
The Force Unleashed
In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain’t my idea of courage. It’s more like…suicide. Partially, but it also obeys your commands. I call it luck. Don’t act so surprised...
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. That’s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them.
Natural Born Kissers
A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. Remember the...
Well, how’d you become king, then? Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone! I dunno. Must be a king. The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!
What… is your quest?
Burn her anyway! Now, look here, my good man. What do you mean?
Camelot!
Burn her!
We want a shrubbery!!
Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed!
I’m not dead!
Why? Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut’s tropical! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! We want a...
OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring.
The Cyber House Rules
Ummm…to eBay? Hey, guess what you’re accessories to. Ah, yes! John Quincy...
Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. He taught me a code. To survive. You’re a killer. I catch killers. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter.
Road Kill
God created pudding, and then he rested. You all right, Dexter? I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex! I’m going to tell you something that I’ve never told anyone before.
This man...
Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!
Army of Ghosts
You’ve swallowed a planet! I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve...
Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Really? Did nothing cancel? Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor.
Mr. F
He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. Marry me.
I’ve...
